Hi. I am in my office. Obviously, you know I work in a kitchen if I have a microwave and stove-top/fridge unit in my office space (or I am just a really hungry individual). Plus the chef jacket kind of says it all. Anyway, I usually do not have time to take selfies or sit in this office. I am usually in the kitchen. So hi, this is the most recent, terrible picture of me. Goodbye now.


We are grapes with the option to become raisins or fine wine

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Illustrations by Brigitte May website l shop l fb

actually going to die because of the cute

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i need a break from life.

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turnt up

People are so damned afraid that one day they might wake up and discover that they’ve grown old. Billlie Joe Armstrong (via no1animallover) 472 notes

…and don’t wear it out!


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that one time billie started a mosh pit at an emily’s army gig to embarrass his son then just disappeared into the crowd


How to grow an avocado tree from a pit! cute illustration found on First Pancake Studio


My thing is, have sex whenever you decide to want to have sex. You want to have sex on the first night, go ahead. You want to have sex after 20 dates, go ahead. You want to never have sex, go ahead. People think that someone’s sexual choices actually coincide with their personality. If all you can think of someone’s worth is whether they want to have sex or not, then the problem is probably you.

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